Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo...
Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao..
Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo..
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R u Male or Female ???
Wants to know the answer...
Then see down . . . .
Not here u fooooooool..
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hold it gently,put2fingrs,if dey dnt
fit,fos dem in,if de hole's big enaf,put3,
muv up&down,slowly..ooh yes..
can u fil it? dats how u wash a glass.
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Opn ur legs n get on top of me..well,
do ur thng nice n slow..,open it wide so
dat u can do ur thng quik,
There u go!!u've jst dropd a bomb on me
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AB BASANTI AA KAR AAP KE SAMNE DANCE KAREGI
WAIT.....
WAIT.....
WAIT.....
BASANTI KUTTON KE SAMNE DANCE NAHIEN KARTImukesh
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Jis Tarah Shereen Bina Farhad Mar Gaya
Jis tarah Laila Bina Majnoon Mar Gaya
Bilkul Usi tarah
haan Usi tarh
yeh kabhi bhi mat sochna k main tumhare bina mar jaonga......lolz....
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Once a baby monkey ask his mum...."mum why r v so ugly?"Mum replies..."Beta essa mat bol kio k jo yeh sms parh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly hay Sweetlarki_
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roses are red,violets are blue, the bulldog next door reminds me of you pelo
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!
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when u r alone...
when ur crying.....
when ur upset....
when ur sad......
just make a call to me....becoz incoming is free for me.... S
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If god comes and asks for a wish," Bill-Gates may ask,'I want to be the master of IT forever. Aishwarya may ask,'No other girl in the coming generations shouldn't be more beautiful than me.'But I will ask to keep u healthy always and attack me instead."I LOVE U SOOO MUCH".
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Good looks catch the eyes,
but Good Personality catches the heart.
You are blessed with both!
FLATTERED???
Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it...
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b
ba
bak
b
ba
bakb
baka
bakbak
bkik
bkbkbkbkbkik
GOOD THAT WAS CHECKING TRAINING
2MORROW WILL BE DONKEY TRAINING Squall
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Open My Heart
Get Inside
If You Found SomeElse Inside My Heart
Just Say Hi And Sit Down With Him Squall
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Hay Baby ! If you were a hamberger at McDonald's, I would like to say you McVerySexy
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Hey hav you heared the news?..Now phone call will be billed according to ur Brain size.Bigger ur brain is,much will b the call rate.
"VOILA"!!!YOU CAN MAKE FREE CALLS NOW!
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Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.
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chup chup rehti ho...
kuch nehi kehti ho....
kya!
kya!
kya goongi ho????
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A Rose alwyas Rose whether it is in golden pot or in dustbin. Same way U R alwyas my friend Wheter U R in Central Jail Or in Mental Hospital...
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**Preaty
**Karina
**Amisha
**Rani
**Ash
**Sush
**Shilpa
**Rakhi
**Bipasha
**Mallika
**Meghna
**All Wish U ADVANCE HAPPY RAKSHA
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Sincer Apology; if u don't like to any of my SMS & dont like to read, then plz don't hesitate, feel free to...... THROW Ur MOBILE!!
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If you have any problms- Bindas tell me, i'll elp you. If you don't have any problms- Bindas tell me, i'll create sum4u! "After all Hum Hai Kisliye"
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Good news fom U Rent free acc
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Earth may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying,
Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming,
Heart may stop Beating,
But your Brain will
never start working!
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I ve written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you R..
& Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far
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My friend, the best quality
that I like about u is that,
U R very sentimental ....
10% Senti and 90% Mental..!
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Birds love you,
monkeys love you,
hippos love you,
snakes love you,
tortoise love you,
giraffe loves you.....
Please go back to ZOO,
they all really miss you!
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Sincere Apology: If u dont like
any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate, feel free
to..... throw ur mobile!!
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After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman
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Sorry 4 disturbing u.
can u fax me ur photo,
its very urgent,
serious matter has
comeup actually,
we r playing cards
and I lost the joker
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Scientists all over the world
r wondering how long a human
being can live without a brain...
Kindly tell them ur age...
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All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.
when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.
you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...
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Tumhien pata hai bahens ka munh kala hoota hai,
Nahi pata?
Vakaee nahii pata??
Koee baat nahi
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1 msg received...
1 cool person sent it...
1 fool is reading it...
1 fool gets mad...
1 fool is still reading it...
1 fool will forward this message to another fool!!
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I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u", I Love "u",
Hey ! Dont get excited I love other alphabet too...... v,w,x,y,z!!!
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Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!
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Tumme aur Pepsi ki Bottle main similarity=sweet,cool,badiya,jaldi milne waal,aur sabse badi similarity
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Log kehte hai ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat me banaya hai. Simple si baat hai faltu kaam fursat me hi kiye jate hai.
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sms nechay hai
aur nechay
aur nechay
aur nechay
maine kabhi socha nahi tha k aik sms kay liye tum itna gir jao gay
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I want to kiss ur lips
I want to smell ur breath
I want to touch ur tunk
I want to touch ur teeth
But u dun worry
I m ur friend dentonic!!
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A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K -
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CAN U THINK
" 2+ 5 =11 "
KASY AYA?
SOCHO_SOCHO
NAHI MAULOOM
THORA OR DIMAGH LARAO.
ABHI BHEE NHAI?
OK LET ME TELL U KASE AYA.
?
"GALTEE SE"
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baby u are the bomb surely your father iz da terrorist,your smile destroys mi surely your mom iz da tsunami!!!!!!!!
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khabi khabi main sochta hoon k dunya ki sab se azeem, handsome, cute boy ko jaan se mardoon.. likan jub main tandey dimagh se sochta hoon to pata chlata hai k ye to Khudkushi hogi.
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I want to see tears in your eyes,but but but tears of HAPPINESS.
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so sweet is ur smile,so sweet r ur eyes,so sweet is ur voice................see how sweet r my lies saleem.
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Aaj toh bahut khush hoge tum.
Kyunki, barish jo ho rai hai
Aur barish mein.
Sabhi MENDAK khush hi hote hai
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My friend the best quality tht i like abt u is tht ur very SENTIMENTAL
10% SENTI
90% MENTAL
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If people say UR CUTE punch them they can't fool u like that.
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Police is looking for someone described as gorgeous, sexy, intelligent, funny &amazing peoson, Ur safe. But where the HELL am I gonna HIDE
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Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aram nahi.Jee na lage kahi, E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi .....Aajka 44 degree celcius temperature hai.
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some callme funny,some one call me sunny ,someone call me honey what about u dont plz dont call me with any name coz ur already buxbuney!!!! now shut upu!!!!!!!!!!
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pehle hath
mai lo
fir
sedha karo
fir
muh mai lo
aur
thok lagao
fir ander
ghusao
kitna muhskil
haina
SUI MAI DHAGA
DALNA ..
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Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number
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Boy: "Pura andar gaya?" Madam: "Haan gaya." Boy: "Dard hua kya?" Madam: "Bahut hua" Boy: "Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam!"
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Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop bar
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A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K
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I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES !6609
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Whats the difference between a Kiss,a Car, & a Monkey? A kiss is so Dear, A car is too Dear, & the Monkey is you Dear.
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those who cant av me HATE ME ...
those who ABUSE ME lose me...
those who av me cant handle me ...
an then theres people like u who cant refuse me
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A SCIENTEST CANNOT B A PRESIDENT BUT KALAM PROVED IT. A CONDUCTOR CANNOT B A SUPERSTAR BUT RAJNIKANT PROVED IT. A MONKEY CANNOT OPERATE A MOBILE BUT YES, U DID IT.:
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Hr Khushi Ko Teri Taraf Morr Doun Ga
Terey Liye Chaand Tarey Torr Doun Ga
Terey Liye Mussaraton Ke Darwazey Khol Doun Ga
Ik Bar Hans Kar Dikha,Terey Sarey Daant Torr Doun Ga
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KOI GUM NAHI MAGAR DIL UDAAS HAI
TUJ SAY KOI RISHTA NAHI PHIR BI EK AAS HAI
KEHNAY KO BOHAT HAIN APNAY MAGAR
TU AIK KHAAS HAI
ZYADA EMOTIONAL NA HONA
UPAR SAB BAKWAAS HAI HOTI
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in day i miss u
at night i miss u
in morning i miss u
i miss u every moment
i miss u every second
i miss u alot.......
my stolen chappal i really miss
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HEY YOU KNOW! THAT YOU ARE SO SWEET? DO YOU KNOW Y BCOZ I HAVE SEEN THOUSANDS "BEE" AROUND YOU
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2 Prove his love..
he swam the DEEPEST river..
crossed the HOTTEST dessert..
climbed the HIGHEST mountain..
she..
divorced him coz....
HE WAS NEVER AT HOME !
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R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
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Press down
again
again.. please
once more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don't u have any
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Hugli Hugli
Dugli Dugli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly Bus.......
Hanso mat ye rung kaala karnay ka mantar tha jo tum nay parh lia!!!
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ARZ kia hia k main ja raha tha k woh aa gaye ...o shit :( mujy phir Toilet jana para ...
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Q:Which Boy Has the permission to go to a girl's bathroom and touch her every where he likes?
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Aaj rat tak soch lo kal ko ammi abu bhai aapi sub ko betha ker mashwara ker k person lazmi jawab dena k yeh diouloge ki film ka hai ! ha ha ha
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Legs utha ke karo,
Tange faila ke karo,
Ghuma ghuma ke karo,
Aage peechey dono taraf karo,
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga
Oye I'm talking abt
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. Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje
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. Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
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. Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
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. It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS
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. Teri awaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon, to ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon. Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon, to cartoon network laga leta hoon. Waqt hona chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ke liye, bahane to apne aap hi mil jate hain
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. Red Rose: Luv
Yelloe Rose: Friendship
White Rose: Peace
Which Rose for u?
Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare,
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. Thought for the future generation: Don't marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.
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Jab tumhe uparwale ne tapkaya hoga use bahut maja aaya hoga,Hasi di bachon wali,Surat di bholi bhali,Mizaz diya cool,Aur dimag dena gaya bhool....!!!
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Maine pucha chand se ki dekha hai koi mere yaar sa haseen.....Chand ne kaha...Dimag mat kha,itne upar se kya"TAMBURA DIKHEGA"....!!
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WILL U DO IT,IF WE WERE ALONE & IT WAS DARK & U WERE IN MY ROOM AND U WERE UNDER MY COVER,WILL U HELP ME FIND MY TEDDYBEAR.
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YAR TUMEN EK MAZE KE BT BTAO.THORA KAREEB AO THORO AUR.BS THORO OR,PLZ MRE KHATER THORA SA OR,BT YE HAI K KBHE APNE KAN B SAF KR LEA KROOOOOOOOOO
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itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho itna katil kaise sharma lete ho kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bacchpan se kamine ho
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Heura ander gaya?
She:Yes
He:Dard hua?
She:Haan
He:Fit hai?
Sheerfect
He:r u comfortable?
She:Zabardast
He:Aray Madam ko yeh sandel pack kardo.
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main tum say bohet love kerta ho q k tum bohet lovely ho main mer jao ga agar tum nay ab b meri money na di tu
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1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U
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Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.
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have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!
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ankhon main basi hai tasveer tere dil main basa hai naam tera aate hai jab yaad tere dekhte hain TOM AND JERRY dilawar
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me us ki lena chahta tha
aur wo mera lena chahti thi
kyo ke us ki new thi
aur mera bhi naya tha
mere ----- ke bagher us ki kisi kaam ki na thi
aur us ki ---- ke bagher mera kisi kaam na tha
bolo kiya kiya kiya kiy?
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Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina?
Aare baba , I am asking that u Miss me na?
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If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,
I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
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U know last week,I visited my friend in China & they thought I'm joking when I say in South Africa there are Monkey's,so will tou plz borrow me ur photographs so that I can show them when I visit again?
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* * *
* * *
* * *
Abe yaar din main tare daikh rahe ho.
Tabeat to theek hai......
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God knows d value of HEART,so he created LUV....He knows d value of NIGHT,so he created DREAMS...He knows d value of FREINDS,so he created MEEEEE....
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This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
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want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream
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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
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Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again....
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We WIN and LOSE things everyday.
Buttrust me on one thing:
You will NEVER lose ME!
I will ALWAY§ be thr.
To eat ùr head!
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Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well.
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PRACTICE AT UR HOME
1.Take one grape
2.Take it in ur hand
3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth
4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.
Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor..
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Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhar..
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Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki, duniya wale dekhkar jal jate hai. yun to hum sabeko ullu banate hai, lakin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hai.OK.
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As by xperience my
advice 4u friends-
have only one girl
friend otherwise ur life
will b very sad like me
1side Aiswarya puling
me 4 cinema other
side sania pulling me 4
tennis and Priety
keeps sending luv
messages 2 me! silly gals!
wat can i do? oh no...!
i'm getting a call from
katrina kaif....!say
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Shadi kay din Kareedb aaye to Maha to Ditting ka shaok howa. Mein le aye SUFi(banaspati Brand In Pakistan) ko.Sufi par aitemad jo tha, Suba hoi to Dekha....NA MAHA THI NA SUFI.....!
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AajAp se mujhe kuch kehna hai;;;;;;;; wo 3 lafz jo dil ko chuu jain
i LOVE PAKISTAN;)
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ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain...
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honton say jo yujhay chu lya hai is ka ehsaas ab tak ha
Ankhain naam hain or sansomein agg ab tak hai
pata hai kyu?
hari mirch khao gay to aisa hi ho
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Ooper rakho tu phisly
Ander dalo tu barse
Ander jaey tu phisal ke jaey
Baher aay tu pighal ke aay
Kisi ke andar bary araam se jaey
Koi kary oi oi Karwa hai yeh SHARBAT!!!
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i can't hide this 4rm u anymo, i realy don't want to break your heart but its better i tell you b4 you hear it 4rm sm1 else.i'm realy sorry but i have to tell u, r gogeous.
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Hay mein mar jaaon itni piyari aur cute ho
Itna mulaim itni sunder tera jism hey
Dil chahta hey ke hum dono ka mail ho jaey
Ooper ooper se sahi essa koi khel ho jaaey ;)
mERI mANO bILIL
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On march 31st if anyone talks about your beauty, your power, ur
greatness, your smartness, then just kill them...How dare they FOOL u
1 day before
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Husn pe itne ghuroor na
kijiye yey to char dino ki
masti hai apke husn tab tak
qaim hai jab tak
CHERRY BLOSAM sasti hai NOMA-
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7 Angels come to me
& ask:
the name of most
INTELLIGENT
SMART
HANDSOM
DECENT
& WELL-MANNERED person
I told them ur name:
Dekha un ko bho bewaqoof bana dia na!
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URDU KI BOOK MEIN LIKHA HAI
.
.
YAHAN THORI LAKHA HAI URDU KI BOOK MAIN LIKHA HAI
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Aaj temprature 47 degree hoga
Aap apne
Damagh wali jagah per
baraf rakhein
kyun k
Bhoosa Jaldi
AAG..
PAKARTA
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