Promise me v r true frendz,
i'm lamp u r lite,
i'm coke u r sprite,
i'm saawan u r baadal,
i'm normal u r paagal... ha ha
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ba adab
baa mulahiza
hoshiyar
paglon k badshah
pakistan k bewakufoon k sardar
noor-e-chasham
tajdar-e-pakistan..
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meray mobile ko tumharay mobile se payar ho gay hai is liay line mar raha hai:-)Ehtisham
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Jo sagar NE kaha lehron se,
Jo ped NE kaha patto se,
Jo phoolon NE kaha kaliyon se,
Wohi main tumhe kehta Hun,
Aey chal re shany hawa aane de.
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Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa KaParwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya,
Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua.
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Any Time When I Think about you
Automatically I smile
I Don't know y?
This is becouse you r a
JOCKER :)
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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila.
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Dil chahta hai tum se milne ko, tumhain daikhne ko.
magar kia karon yeh stupid gate keeper kehta hai.
" Aaj Zoo Band Rahay Ga "
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If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME.
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Life is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY
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How 2 grow up a baby 2 make it absolutly charming,
smart, good looking, cute, funny, truthful & an
extremly intelligent kid ???
Ask my parents...!sayalisalih
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Harkhushi ko teri teraf mod dunga
Tere liye chand tare tod dunga
1 bar has k to dikha
Tere sare dath tod dunga.:
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Fizaon me tum ho Hawaon me tumho Baharo m tumho Ghatao m tumho Dhoop m tumho Chaon m tumho kyo k Sach hi suna tha shaitanka koi thikana nahi h0ta dog
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...A mega brain sale is announced in U.S.ANewton's: ¤200Edison's: ¤400Hitler's: ¤500& Ur Brain:¤25,000 coz its Fresh & Never used.dog
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Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as sardar. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo Matured as monkey. No doubt u r my Frnd.dog
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Whn cloud breaks, rain falls! Whn coconut breaks, water falls!Whn luv breaks tears falls!But whn ur head breaksaaila!BHUSSA !!neeraj
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LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar. neeraj
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Q: to make it straight she pulls it, to make it stand she rubs it, to make it stiff she licks it, to let it in she pushes it. what is she doing? a: threading a needle
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Good person? thats you Good mate? Its you again Good taste? Corse its you Good friend? Its also you Good looking nah get lost thats me .
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GARAHAMBEL
invnted
telefon
EDISON
invnted
elctricbulb
MARCONI
invnted
radio
COLUMBOS
discoverd
America
tu bas mobile nu angutha mare ja
nalayka!u
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Mujhe se tum yon kiyon shermati ho
Mujhe pata hai tum cream bohat lagati ho
Orr kisi ko nahi batana to na bataoo
Per aisi baat tum mujhe se kiyon chupati ho Jutt Gee
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Bill payment par,
Bank Deposite par,
Mobile recharge par,
Cinema ticket par,
Phool Offer par,
Cash Register par,
Down payment par,
TUM SIRF MERE HO Saeed Jan
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Your smile is amazing... you know your smile kills the people.... So please save the world.......
and
Brush your teeth....
regularly!.... Asif
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Shaytan Association invite all member's for the Annual meeting to discus their vacation of the month of RAMZAN so your attendance as senior member is required..
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Demagh ho to jawab do
Fill in the blank with yes or no
......... I am not a Human.
koi jaldi nahi hi. achi tarha sooch lo,phir jawab do. Shah Jee
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IS KADAR HUM AAP KO CHAHTE HEN,KE DUNIAN WALE JUL JATE HEN,YON TO HUM SUB KO ULOO BANATE HEN,PER AAP ZARA JALDI BUN JATE HEN
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I'd climd the highest mountain.I'd swim the ocean blue I'd do anything at all my dear- Just to get away from you.
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Wen life changes & we go our separate wayz.u will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.i tell no lie dis is true.da world has nva seen a freind like u
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WELCOME To
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U r welcome
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Hello G!
Main Amitabh bol raha hoon "KO BANEGA KARORPATI" se mere samne aapki girl friend bethi hain jo ke bohat acha khail khail rahi hian, Ab agli awaz unki hogi . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . .
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Attendance
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes sir
Tinko
Yes sir
Gullo
Yes sir
Ullu
?
?
Ullu
?
Button n daba
present lagwa Ricky+92333260701
kyu unhe miss karte hai
agar miss hee karna hai to
un mosquitoes koa karo joa
bina puchhe kiss karte hai...
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hello....
hello... hello...hello..
Awaz nahi aa rahi?
HELLO...?
ab awaz ayi?
Ab bhi nahi?....
..awaz kaise ayegi buddhu? ye to sms hai.
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6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
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Ba Adab
Ba Mulaheeza
Hoshiayaar
Pagaloonk Maharaja
Bewaqoofon ka Shehzada
Be-Noor E Chasham
Aqal se anjaan
Shehanshah-e-PAgalistan
SMS ki parhae farma rahe hain..!!!! koko
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Swwar ke bache--------
Ullu ke patthe--------
Kutte ke pille--------
Gadhe ki aulaad-------
Bhains ke bachhre-----
Bakri ke momne--------
Sub kitne chhote chhote ,pyare pyare hate hain.
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My Eyes
DETECTED
My Heart
REACTED
Thousands were
REJECTED
& only u were
SELECTED
bcoz i need a monkey 4 an advertisment MDLLS KBNK
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Stars+moon
=romantic nights
Birds+sky
=lovely day
Forest+animals
=beautiful world
you+your smile
Yeahhhh..
The MUMMY Returns...
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Papa ! papa! Mujh ko Bandar dekhna hai.
Papa- Nahi beta abhi nahi
Nahi papa mujh ko abhi Bandar dekhna hai naaa!
Nahi betaa tum abhi Bandar nahi dekh sakteee.
Magar kioo papa?
Kyu k Bandar abhi yeh email parh raha hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !
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You've got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got Intelligence... You've got Class... You've got D Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry!
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(((((( ))))))
(((( @) (@ ))))
(((((; <._.> ;)))))
((((((,__ ,))))))
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don't be afriad......
Sometimes mob work as mirror
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Nahi samajh aya?
Jara ulta kar k dekho
jo sidha samajh me nahin aaya ulta kya khak samjh ayega.
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PRACTICE AT UR HOME
1.Take one grape
2.Take it in ur hand
3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth
4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.
Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor.
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ek khuwab,ek khayal,ek hakekat ho tum,dosti mein pharne wali har zarurat ho tum,jise roz ek sms
jaji khan(0345-2094140)
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As u sleep, bow ur head n say this prayer...thank u lord 4 this terribly stunning sender.may his smartness, intellect and charm inspire me...
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SHUTUP!
S= SURPRISES 4 U
H= HAPPINESS 4 U
U= UNLIMITED LOVE 4 U
T= TRUE PASSION 4 U
U= U ALWAYZ INMY MIND
P= PRAYING 4 U
SO AGAIN
SHUTUP!!
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A scientist cannot be a president but
"KAJAM" did it.A conductor cannot be a
super star but "RAJINI" did it.A
monkey cannot operate mobile but you did it.
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bulbul ka bacha
khata tha khichri
peeta tha pani
gata tha ganey
merey sirhaney
aik din akaila betha hua tha
main ne uraya
wapas na aaya
kuttay ka bacha:)
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Tawe par rekha
POPCORN
Uchalta kio hay?
?
arey baba khud baith
kar daikho. pata chal
jaye gha
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In the late night,on the full moon day, i
stopped my car and went close to her ears, she felt
shyness.i went to say those words but i
thought she wont believe it. Finally i told
her those "3 words"
copyright www.lovelysms.com
"PETROL ILLA ERANGIKKO".
Petrol Hutum Hogya
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pooch na teri judaee kay lamhay main nay kaisay betaay ,
copyright www.lovelysms.com
Paani main surf Excel mila kay straw say bulbulay banaay...
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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
copyright www.lovelysms.com
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
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One day we all are going to depart
on a journey. The trip will be free
of charge, your savings are of no use,
dont worry about the seat reservation,
its confirmed and the flights is always
on time.Luggage will be unlimited n
not 20 kgs, ur good deeds no matter how heavy,
all r complimentary excess baggage, islam will be
ur passport, kalima will be ur visa, qabar will
be ur waiting lounge. The rest i leave to ur
imagination! Be ready...Assalamu Alaikum! say
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Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din..
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HOTHO SE JO CHOO LIYA,
EHSAAS AB TAK HAI,
ANKHE NAM HAI,AUR SANNSO MEIN AAG AB TAK HAI,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
AUR KYU NA HO KHAYI BHI TO'HARI MIRCH'
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>---->
Ja Mere mizail ja jo mere sms ka jawab nahi deta us ke dimaagh main phath ja.
<-----<
Abe O
wapis kyun a gaya?(
Mizail:Us ke paas to diomaagh hi nahi hai.
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Smbody
wants 2 kiss u
close ur eyes
umm.haa
muhaa...
ok..
satisfied now open ur eyes..
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"(--)" MAZA AYA ? BANDAR PAPPI LE GIA .(copyright www.lovelysms.com) 923214325463 ..::** Umer
Jaan **::..
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karo mai nahin
abhi karo
ek bar samj nahi aati kya
pareshan honey wali kia bat hai
ek bar hi tu karni hai hmm
ab gusa na chraho mujhey ok?
chalo ab man jao na
ek BAR JALDI SEY SIMLE PASS KAR DO (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
THT SLIKE AGUD GRL
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Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum,
Dosti me padnewali har zarurat ho tum,
Jisko roz ek sms karna pade, (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Kya yar ajib musibat ho tum....
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logon ko thang karne k 6 tareeqee hain
-
-
-
-
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ye pehla hai.......................!
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Red Rose: Luv
Yelloe Rose: Friendship
White Rose: Peace
Which Rose for u?
Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi scorpio
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Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki, Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao, unhe zarurat hai badhane
ki, Ab aur perfume mat lagao, tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki.
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Tawe per para hua popcorn uchalta kiun hai
?
:-D
??
Khud baith k dekho pata chal jai ga
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You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi Poonu
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africa k mashor shahar syberia k khofnak wadion k sunsan jangal k pepl k darakhton k neche safar karte hovi
tarzan k kndo par nachti hovi bandri,,how r u
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if u wanna drive a mercedes.....
if u wish 2 go 2 america...
n want 2 stay in five star hotel....
then visit our website www apni-auqat-ma raho.com
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Kya mukhra he....
kya zulfain hein....
kya chehra tum ne paya he....
asa lagta he jaisay peepal se BHOOT utar
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R u Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
-
-
-
Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho ;-)(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
(umer 0321-2604974)
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Damn! Not ur sms again. wereva i go i go...i c u...wereva i go...i hear u...wereva i go i cant stop thinking
about u. why is that? Aww i feel sorry 4 u...why did u ever come out from that zoo? shaz(Copyright
www.lovelysms.com)
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"Mujhe dhondo"
"Kya hua thak
gaye kya"
"To phir dhondo"
"Ab rehne do"(
Pagal; apne Dil mai dekho..
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Today is "Sunday"
Send thsi sms to 10 peoples
and InshAllah tomorrow will be
"Monday
Beleive me it works...............
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no cute graphics to send
just a...
caring heart saying...(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
REMEMBER 2 PEE B4 GOING 2 BED mathoto
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Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after
sucking ur blood.(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)zuhaib 03217566867
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chalo sms sma kheltey hain
pehle tum sms kro
phir tum sms kro
phir se tum sms kro
1 bar phr tum sms kro
bas 1 last sms tum kro
bas!baqi ka khel kal khelen ghey pap
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1-5 years girls
love MOM
6-15 years girls
love DAD
16-30 years girls love ME 30-60 years they love HUSBAND
61-100 years they love..
Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le Razan
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Ur eyes Patakha,
ur lips Rocket,
ur ears Chakri,
ur smile Fuljadi,
ur style Anar,
ur personality Bomb.
Beta nikal le,(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
i'm coming with "candle".. Raman
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Uff
Dabao na
Zara Zor Se
Aisa Karo
Apni Shirt Nikalo
Pant Bhi Nikal DO
Meri Kurti Bhi
Ab Zorse
Tight Hai
Or Zorse
Oooh
Ho Gaya.
Suitcase Band!!!
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Pakistan mein teen hi chiz popular hein..,,,
(",)
<)> apun
/<, ..
,,,
(,")/" apun ka
<)" ishtyle ..&
/ >
,,,
(",)/"""APUN ka
/)" SMS no_me-
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Some One
Is Loving you
Caring for you
Watching over you
Protecting you
Guess Who?
Neighbour's Dog! no-me--
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Wat is it dat a girl & boy do secretly wen they reach adulthood?
Think!
Think!!
Think!!!
Donno
Voting..
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After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman
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Birds love you,
Monkeys love you,
Hippos love you,
Snakes love you,
Tortoise love you,
Giraffe loves you.....
Please go back to ZOO,
They all really miss you.
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Days are 2 Busy,
Hours are 2Fast,
Seconds are 2 Few,
But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You..
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Maine tumko Phone kiya to netwrk bola, Namskar!
Paglo ki duniya me apka swagat hai,
Aapko jinse baat krni hai unka DIMAAG abhi SWITCH 0FF hai!
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Ye badal ye bijli sirf apke liye hai,
Ye mausam ye hawa sirf apke liye hai,
6 mahine bit gaye apko nahye hue,
Ye barish yeh boonde sirf apke liye hai.
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When i miss u, i read your sms,
When i want 2 c u, i close my eyes,And..
When i want 2 hear u,
I throw a STONE over a DOG!
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The Time Since I Met U,
I have Realized That A Friend Like You Is Worth Million Dollars,
So,if U Don't Mind.."Sell kar don kia ?"
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Woh garam garam pani. woh sabun ki khushboo,
Woh bathroom main shampoo ki bottle...
khair tum kya janoo rooz rooz nahane main kitna maza aata hai! "
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Sa ry ga ma pa da ni sa Mubarkan Mubarkan Tusi hun mrasi ho gaye ho Bally Bally
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mein soo wala card bhej raha hoon scratch kar k load karloo pher sms kar lainaa
############ scratch here,
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fill in the blanks with HAAN or NAHI
1) ..... mein insan nahi hoon
2) ..... maira koi elaajh nahi
3)...... mein hee pagal hoon,
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honton say jo yujhay chu lya hai is ka ehsaas ab tak ha
Ankhain naam hain or sansomein agg ab tak hai
pata hai kyu?
hari mirch khao gay to aisa hi ho ga hardyboy
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I am leaving India Tonight. Actually Saniya Mirza Is pregnant and Medis is suspecting me. Tum bhi nikal lo.
Uski kaamwali bhi pregnant hai. Darshan
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However high the sky may be.
However wide d river may b.
However strong d wind may b.
Just remember..
it's none of ur
business,
Do ur eork........say
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lahore k paas k nizamudin railway station kitrain no. 2324 k route k 3rdstation shahdra ek chote se gaon k
nazdeek wale kabristan k chowkidar ki kabr pe baithe huwe doggi ki aage wali right side ki taang ki ungli k
nakhun k pass chupe huwe kire k pait main rehne wale bacteria k chromosomal DNA k thymine Nucleotide k
5thcarbon outer shell k 4th electron ki kasm sirf disturb krnay k lie sms kia hai
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Dunya main 7 wonders hain. 1 apun ka style, 2 apun ka smile, 3 apun ka mobile, 4 apun ka face, 5 apun ka
grace, 6 apun ka trend, 7 apun ka friend.
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attendence in zoo!!!
LOMREE..?
PRESENT
BHALOO..?
YES SIR
BANDER..!
HAZIR JANAB
DONKEY........???
ABY MSG BAAD MAIN PERNA PEHLY PRESENT BOLO....(BLUE EYES
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kadam kadam pe hawa ki simt ka dehan rakhna.mushkil waqt mei bhi dosti ko yad rakhna.hmari yao ki khusbu tmhain zror aye gi.BUS TM ZARA APNI NAK SAF
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Flowers are missing you. Birds are calling you, Please come back to zoo because zoo is not zoo without you.
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Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless
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God made butter, god made cheese; god made you for me to squeeze.
God made whiskey, god made Pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!
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kya ankhein hein ap ki,kya baatain hein ap ki....,us khuda ne kush aisa ap bnaya hai....,maano.........\"Shhhhssss..Koi Hai\"sy bhoot nikal aaya hai....... hira
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so sweet u r
so sweet your smile
so sweet your eyes
so sweet your style
see how sweetly i lie
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funny urdu
HUM BHI BESAHARA TUM BHI BESAHARA
FITT-E-MUNH HAMARA FITTE-E-MUNH TUMHARA
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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
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Apni or teri dosti ko main koi nia nam don..Ager main kahon tera mera rishta asa jesy koan or balti..tum or main juda kabhi ho nahin sakty..Tum or main asy jesy dinner main sweet n salty fairy
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tery face ki sweet smile nay mery heart ka signle break kia...mughy jab say hoa hay love tugh say main nay night sleeping chor dia fairy
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Hmmm... ()""""()
( ' o ' )
(,,)...(,,)
Main shabshe nalaaj hu mujhe Koi achmech nahi bhejta Aaj se shabbe achmech band KATTI,KATTI,KATTI.
from:
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Jab se tumhe jana hai,
jab se tumhe paaya hai,
Har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
Taaki poochhu rab se ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai.
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Lux 8.50Rs
Rexona 7.50Rs
Tibbet 5.50Rs
Dove 25Rs
Dettole 12.30Rs
Tiger 5.00Rs
in main se koi bhi le lo aur naha lo pleeeez
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insan kay ander messege parhanay ka itna shoq hota ha kay chiayh usay pagal stupid fool bewakoff nalaiq kaho kitna bhe kuch kah lo wo messge neachay tak parta ha ab apnay app ko hedaikh lain yah pata hotay huway bhe kay is msg main kuch nahe ha phir bhe parhay ja rahay ho parhalo parhlo last taq parh lo ab ap souch rahay hon gay kay yah baqwas kab khatam ho ge our main bhe kise ko forward keron ga tu ker lain ab app ki bare ha tata
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A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
An illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
A winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
But a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms.
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Agar Farigh ho tu neechay press karo..
.
.
.
.
Agar ab b farigh ho tu upper press karoo....
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Full Name: rakesh
welcome game show me aapka swagat hai!
yadi aap prizes jeetna chahte hai to niche jaiye
aur niche
aur niche
********
**********
tum paise ke liye itna niche gir sakte ho mujhe biswas
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pakro na plzzzzz
pakro na
tumhain meri qasam
daikho ab nahi pakra to
baat nahi karoga
zara zor se pakro
or zor se
daikha aakhir tum se pakarwa lia na.........
thaila fruit ka
