Cream ke Add main face dikhaya.
Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo Ki Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Always ki Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating
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A: ARISTOCRATE
B: BEGPIPER
C: CONTESSA
D: DIRECTOR SPECIAL
E: EIGHT PM
F: FUN DROP
G: GOD FATHER
H: HEYWARDS 5000
I: IMPERIAL BLUE
J: JHONEY WALKER
K: KING FISHER
L: LIME DROP
M: MUGHAL MONARCH
N: NICHOLAS NO. 1
O: OLD MUNK
P: PETER SCOT
Q: QUEEN CHOICE
R: ROYAL STAGE
S: SIGNATURE
T: TEACHER'S
U: UNIBOUL
V: VAT 69
W: WHITE HALL
X: XXX RUM
Y: YANKEY
Z: ZINGAROO
LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI.......... PI PI KE.. .........
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Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ?
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There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan
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in next 15min
saniyaMirza
wil cal
u
Aiswarya
wil cal
u
preityzinta
wil cal
u
sharapova
wil cal
u
2 askmyphone no.
Dont Giv.Ee pillerude
oru karyam
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suno aj dedo na plz dedo na bilkul akela hoon muqa bhi acha hai dedo na kisi ko pata bhi nahi chalay ga 1 sirf 1 lambi si MISS CALL....
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Each morning..............
My first thought
My first sight
My first feeling
My first contact
my first heartthrob
My first real joy
my first true love
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????? is ???????
still scrolling?
o'k i'll tell u
u sure u want 2
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the person is.......
JESUS!
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Full Name: Sonu
Yeh madhosh nigahein,
yeh pyaase hont,
yeh kapkapata badan,
yeh ghran saansen,
yah tez dil ki dharkan,........
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mujhe to pehley he pata tha k tumhey MALERIA hai.from:
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logon ko bewakoof bananay k 7 tareeke:- yeh pehla tha:-) From:5
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apnay husn pe itna ghuroor na kar sab 2 din ki masti hai,
tera husn bhi tab tak qaim hai jab tak cherry blossom sasti hai.
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Govt of Pakistan ne yeh elaan kia hai k mulk se jitney bhi khoobsurat log hein unhey nikaal do,
aap to 100% save hein laikin mera kia ho ga. think something.
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Jitni chahat se tumhey dekha,
Itni chahat se kuch nahi dekha,
Dekhne do apnay cheray ko jee bhar k humein,
Muddat hui in aankhon ne Bandar nahi dekha. Sonu(sonu_sky@hotmail.com)+923204186155
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SEX SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly.
Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX,
S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday;)Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641
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Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room"
And the grand prize is a night with me! Ö§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641
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Flowers die
stories end
Songs fade
Memories Ragotten
All things come to End
But..........
People like U always remain 4rever
Bcz
GHOST NEVER DIE.moezamah
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1
Message received
1
cute friend sent it
1
monkey is reading it
1
monkey is angry
1
monkey is still reading
1
will forward the msg 2 another monkey.
you continue to read?
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What is the Similarity Between a Dianasour and an Intelligent Girl?
?
Dono ab iss Duniya Mein Nahi Rahe..!!
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I'm tired of da security guard interogatin me abt da monkey dat escaped from da zoo. I think u better hide!
Leb-zaros
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A man kills DEER (Hiran) &cooks it & doesn't tell kids wat it is.
He gives a clue "its wat ur Mom calls me(dear)
Son screams "koi mat khana
"KUTTA HAI"
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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 ~ !@ # $%^&*
Thank God All Boutons Of My Cell r Fine.
Sorry 2 Distrb u
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Jane Anjanay
Mein
Agar
Maine
Aap ka
Dil
Dhukaya
H0
Kabhi
Tang
Keya
Ho
Matamizi ki
Ho
Uz
k
liye
aapse
jo
Hosakta
Hai
Karlo
Main
Sudhernay
Walon
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WELCOME TO RAMADAN MANU.....
APNE GUNAH JANAE K LIYE 1 DABAIYE.
TOBA K LIYE 2 DAIYE.
DUNIYA SE BURAI KHATAM KARNE K LIYE APNA GALA DABAIYE.
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Mil giya Oye mil gaya
oye oye mil giya
oho mil giya
Ballay Ballay ::
mil he giya
aaj to mil he giya
yeh sms perhne wala ek or bewqoof mil giya !!!!
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Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI...
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Mera DIL krta hai ke tum ko har din kron
Balke har hour k bad kron
main pagal aur phattne wala ho jata hon jub main nhi krta tumko
Ek pyara sa SMS
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In your life 4 thing come anytime:
1 LOVE
2 FRIENDSHIP
3 MONEY
4 ?????????
"SUSU"
So do it be4 sleep it can come at any time.
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Year.............1927.......November 18th ..... Evening....Exactly at 20:27pm................Kuch Nahi Hua Tha Aap Apna Kam Kro............
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no visits...
no calls..~.
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls...
I'm worried,Sohneo, viah ta ni kra leya kitey?
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hey i saw u in TV... how smart u r ... how sweet u r ... how lovely u r ... but i dont know y u r comilg only in animal planet chanel...
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Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday..
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W: Wonderful
I: Item
F: For
E: Entertainment
(WIFE)
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H: Handsome
U: Useful
S: Smart
B: But
A: At
N: Night
D: Dangerous
(HUSBAND)
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What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip n when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler..
But i like the way u think.. :)
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When u feel, That nobody loves u, Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring you, N hating u, U should ask urself, Sala ... Chakkar kia hai
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whats wronng with your phone? everytime when i call,it says the subscriber you have dialled is an angel,call heaven for details.love you so badly.
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if people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai.....
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you"
yes you
u really disspointed me
i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT
why don't u stop telling others my secret?
that
I M CUTE !!
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If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD"...
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Those Sparkling Eyes
Those Sparkling Eyes
That Amazing Face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The Cheerful Talk
Charming stud
I'm still The same
hw r u?...wts up?
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Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think..hahaha
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7 Angels come to me & asked for
the most
Inteligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA
Kaisa wollu banaya unko
..
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kami
beer pio,
thumsup pio,
coke pio,
7-up pio,
mirinda pio,
dew pio,
pani pio..or pio..
kun k..
pampers ab sirf 99 rupee may
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montu
U r a GHONCHU :-
G=reat
H=ot
O=ne in Million
N=aughty
C=ute
H=umble
U=nique.
Zyaada khush mat ho,
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Xiteez
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..
kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi stupid ho!!
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Rimsha
Mujha sms per sms karo aur jito..10 lakh ki car .ki photo. 29" inch colour TV ka Dabba. Malaysia jana wale plane ko TATA karnaka moka.
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sajjaad
U r very special 4 me.always u should be safe my dear.i cant b with u al da times.so please b careful whenever u jump from tree to tree....;-)
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When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
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QUESTION:
What's pink and hard when it goes in... and soft and wet when it comes out?
ANSWER:
Bubblegum
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If we join one pipal with other pipal with the help of a wire.what will we call it ?
Guess
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whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".
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Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don't disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.
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Barsaat ki raat,
Ek
Bhigi Larki,
Bhigey kapray,
bhigay hont,
bhigi zulfein,
Bhega jism,
Us se nazrein mili dekh kar is dharakte dil ne kaha
/guess karo
Kal yeh 100% Bamaar hogi.
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Jab tanhai ka ehsaas na ho,
Na koi tumaray paas ho,
Na tum kisi k paas ho,
Na tum kisi ki nazar mein ho,
Na koi tumhari nazar mein ho,
to samjh lena ke app
common sense Baathroom ma ho yaar or
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Ek din mein ne aap ko khwaab mein dekha k aap ki daith ho gai or aap 2 hooron k saat bethey ho.
mein ne ALLAH TAALA se poocha k yeh inaam us ko kis neki per mila,
reply mila k hooron ko kisi ghalti par saza k tor par us k saath chora hai. ha ha ha ha 155.
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hold ten roses in ur hand & stand in fron of a mirror, u can see there eleven roses,oh...! i am soorry daa, still i am standing beside of u
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Oey kuti ke bachey
?
kitne pyarey hotey hain.... hain na?
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Tapti hui garmi ki loo hai tu dosti ke nam par thu hai tu E-Dost tujhe aur kya kahe dhuli hui gand per cipka hua goo hai tu.....
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kal POLICE ko aik dead body mili hai... Black Teeth hain...Ghonslay jayse baal hain...Dimagh nahi hai...Shakal PAGALOON wali hai...Paun ultey hain...mujhey FIKAR ho rahi hai...____________________________________
R u Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
-
-
-
Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho
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A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
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Close ur eyes Nd raise mirror up 2 ur face...Relex ur body Nd think about devil as long as U can. Now open ur eyes. The devil is here.
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u remmeber the day u tarvell with me u put ur face out of the window and i put my maonkey face out of the window then people start shoting
twins twins
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paish hai
aap
ke
phone
main
nahati
hui
larki.
aaj thund hai...
kal nhaye gi
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Doghly
Gaddar
Chhichhore
Meesny
Ghunne
Dhokabaz
Matlabi
Moqa parast
Tota Chasham
Ary Ary aap naraz mat ho,aisa meri parosan apne miyan ko khehti hay
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agar jindi main kuch kar dikhana chahte ho to kuch aisa karo ki jis shahar jis ghali jis mod se gujro to wahan
ke har ghar se aawaz aaye Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye.
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jin kay pass hota hay woo hath may lay kar helaty hay.
jin kay pass nahee hay woo ungli dal kar kam chalaty hay.
bolo kya?
dirty mind it's tooth brush
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All thats smile u make and hello say 2 wanted just I that out find U when irritating very it find will U..
R U CONFUSED?? Now read it BACKWARD.
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I Want You To Be with Me
In a Nice Restaurant Copyright
To Have Candle Light Dinner...&
Say Those Sweet
Three Words To U...
"Pay The Bill _______________________________________________
It's a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once.......
ok!
R u ready??
Here We Go....
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
-8
THE QUESTIOS:
How many Times Did u Press The Button
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Full Name: sadia
MY EYES MISS U
MY FELLINGS LOVE U
MY HANDS NEED U
MY MIND CALL U Cop
MY HEART JUST 4 U
MY LIFE IS U
I WILL DIE WITHOUT U
I LOVE U
AISA MERI MAMA MUJH KHETI HAIN .
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Aap apni zindagi me itna aage jao...
Ki aap jahan bhi jao log aapse bas yahi kahein...
jao baba Aage jao.........................................
Aage jao............................................... .......
Change nahe hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:
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if u don't mind plz count thess stars
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app ki tadeyet to teek hai na?
din ko tare ginne lage
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tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita,
tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita,
Tan Ki Shakti, Man Ki Shakti, BOURNVITA
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Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas
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Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi Per Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai Tum Saans Wahaan Per Letey Hoo Badboo Yahaan Tuk
Ati Hai.
Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Paanch Rupey main.
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Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime.
Pray
Pray
-
Pray
I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi
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Mr inside lives with Mrs outside. Inside went outside leaving outside inside. Outside standing inside called
inside to come inside. But inside stayin outside called outside to come outside. so outside came outside and
inside went outside. oh, no where is ur mind now? inside or outside?
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Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly,
Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.
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Every girls is Smart,
intelligent,
Sweet
Talented
Excellent
Romantic Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Sexy. in short form they all are your S.I.S.T.E.R.S.
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ur five qualities
1--------
2--------
3-----
4-------
5---------
agar zindage main koi acha kaam kar laita to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
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Subha utho tu KALMA PARHO,
Pani pio tu BISMILLAH PARHO,
Mujhe daikho tu SUBHANALLAH PARHO,
Aaina daikho tu LAHOLWALA PARHO
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Full Name: hamad Pr!nce
Mobile: +92 (0) 3466027825
Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
p it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.
it takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use 2 write in one exam.join us in promoting the
noble cause of saving trees....
...
.....
.......
.........
SAY NO TO EXAMS.!!
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ur v special 4 me. u shld alwys b safe my dear. i cnt b with u all da times. so pls b careful wheneva u jump
frm tree 2 tree. hehe u monkey.
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God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
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Last Night Shaitan Come In My Dream & Said That he Wantedto Disturb good People. I Gave Him ur Number
But He Said TO me thai : I Can't Disturb my Boss":.!
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I m Sending a " LUN" 4 u.
L= Lot Of Love.
U= Unlimited Care.
N= Never Ending of Friendship.
So Get My "LUN"and Enjoy yourself...!
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Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye,
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Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
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Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao.......
