Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi! ........
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Those Sparkling Eyes
That Amazing Face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The Cheerful Talk
Charming stud
I'm still The same
hw r u?...wts up?
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Rozay mahshar sawal hoon gay;
Husan walay kharab hoon gay;
Bewafa shumar hoon gay;
Pehli suf may JANAB hoon gay;
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if i need "Brain Transplantation" i will perfer your brain...
dont think that you are a genious.......... i need a brain which is never used beforeALI
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If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD" nasim mahanagar
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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
!
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I LOVE Uttappa (In Hindi)
I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE U
I LOVE Uttappa
more than 'DOSA' To kab khila rahe ho.
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Musharraf sahab ko india par attack ke liye 500 bandro ki zaroorat hai,499 phonch chukay hai is liye message padhkar foran niklo.
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Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night....Preety
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i belive u so much. i trusted u so much. but u told my secret to every one. why did u told every one that i am so beautiful.
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sirf tumhare liye chand tare chode doon, honda city, mercedes, bmw sari dolat chode doon itna kafi ha ya do chaar aur chode doon.
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
Reply me soon
urs lovingly,
"MOSQUITO" by sandgirl**frend4ever
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just go to hell
yes you
u only !
because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.
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teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir terijuka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri...
photo kaise lu.
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I want to kill the
SWEETEST,
SMARTEST,
CHARMING,
ATTRACTIVE &
GOOD LOOKING Person on earth,
but then I thought my frieet
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Warning, cell phones cause radiations which results in brain damage, but u r safe, it only affects people with brain. How lucky u r, no brain, no tension.
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Lord, BLESS this friend so dear to me, with all her NEEDS only you can see. Keep her SAFE and keep her FREE, for she's GUD LOOKING just like me."
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AApki chal morni jaisi,
aawaj koyal jaisa,
dimag lomdi jaisa,
gussa sher jaisa,
ankhen hirn jaisi,.....
Kitana achchha hota
agar 2-3 qualities insano wali bhi hoti to....!
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Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to... to....... to.. ENJOY THERE.
(In Urdu)
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aik khayal
aik haqeeqat ho tum
dosti main perhney wali her zaroorat ho tum
jesay roz aik SMS ker ne ko dil kare
aray yaar ajeeb museebat ho tum
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VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT:
r u handsome ?
r u good looking ?
r u trained ?
r u hardworking ?
looking for a job ?
then.................
apply now;
we need the services of a ~BEAR~ for the zoo.
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the best quality i like in u is that ..............u r very sentimental
1% senti
99% mental...............hurmat
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kanhi hoonslaa bhi aazmaana chaieyy
har bureey waqt mai mudkurana chahieyeye
jab dus dinoo mai kujhley naa mittey
tau 11vey din naha leena
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Qayamat k din farishton ne kaha ke sub apne gunnah likh den,sub likh rahe te k achanak ap ke awaz aiee,
"EXTRA SHEET NEEDED"
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Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad
Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko
LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.
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1 thing I like about u ki tum har kaam dil laga ke katre ho, Kyunki dimaag ka option to aapke pass hai hi ________________________
CONGRATULATIONS
U R AWARDED THE
DEGREE OF (MBA)
4 NOT SENDING SMS to means MBA
bec MBA means
M.member
B.bekari( Begger)
A.association:)
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zindagi main teen cheezain kabhi bhi aa sakti hain
paisa
mout
aur
???
aur..??
aur...aur?
bolo bhi......
mera msg........
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Rose, lotus, tulips, sunflower all flowers r nice & sweet but they have no comparison wid u bcoz..........."Gobhi kay phool ki tu baat he kuch aur hay".....
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when u feel sad, to cheer up. just go to the mirror and say, "damn i am soooooooo cute" u will overcome ur sadness but don't make it habit. coz liars go to hell....
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main
bewakoof
main
bewakoof
main
bewakoof
main
bewakoof
ahista bolo yaar yahan tak awaaz aa rahi hayt
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aap ke liye film me baat ki hai,chota sa role hai, heroin aap ko gufa me le jakar goli mar degi.
Film ka naam hai "Gufa me kutte ki maut"
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jo is sms ko padh raha hai woh
cute
intellizent
smart
sweet
brave
nahi hai to kia hua jisne bheja hai woh to hai na.
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Taste this sms!!
Do u feel te taste of ginger?
No??
Obviously!!!!
BANDAR KYA JANEY ADRAK KA SAWAD...
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i'm at thepolice station at moment, they acussed me of being nice, handsome and lovely, so wat am i going to do now!!
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Hey,
I, Dont Need Ur Attitude
BCoz
I, Have One Of My Own
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ek aap ho ki kitne achche ek aap ho ki kitne pyare ek aap ho kitne sundar ek aap ho ki kitne sachche aur ek main hon jo jhoot pe jhoot bole ja raha hoon.
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EYES: to look at u.
HAND: to pray for u.
MIND: to remember u.
HEART: to make friendship with u.
and
LEG: to kick u if u forget me....
So alkways remeber me!!
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jub subah jago tu kalma tayaba parho.
jub pani peny lago tu bismillah parho.
jub mujhy dekho tu subhanallah parho.
jub shesha dekho tu laholawala parho
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As a person u r:
=> ADORABLE
=> SWEET
=> SIMPLE
=> HONEST
=> OBEDIENT
=> LOVEABLE
=> EXCELLENT
******
In short U R an asshole!
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mujhay
aap
se
kuch
kehna hai
wohi
3
lafz
jo
sub
ki dilon
ki dharkan
ko cho lain
i...
love....
Pakistan...
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why do donkey eat grass?
.....??
......????
...........????????
oooooooppppsssss!!!! i'm sorry. it's ur personal matter.
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good morning.......
have u done 2 of thae most important things when u woke up today????
1) pray , so that u may live long
2) take a bath so that other can live long......
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no visits..........
no calls...........
no missed calls........
no sms\'s............
no mails...............
no chat............
i m worried..........u r in jail again???hurmat
(In Urdu)
dil chahata hay, tum say milnay ko dil chahata hay, tum ko daikhnay ko dil chahata hay, mager ye stupid gate ceeper kia keh raha hay.....................aaj zoo band hay???
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i hv a confesion to make.ever since ive known u its kinda of hard to forget u .every nite u appears in my dreams and i find myself shouting "spook spook"lufuno
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'you"
yes you
u really disspointed me
i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT
why don't u stop telling others my secret?
that
I M CUTE
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IILLOOVVEUU....................MONCKEY
In Urdu
garifta dil tha roya tha yaad ker k tujhey.tamam raat nahi soya yaad kerk tujhey. oof khudaya yeh bijli kab ayegi.
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kitney laalchi shaks nickley tum, huhh mein kabhi soch bhi nahi sakhta tha.. jub koi cheez aati hai tou thora sabar hi kar leyte hain ek dum sey sms read karney lagey, chimpanzi ki akhiri nasal huhh
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lakri ki kaathi, kaathi ka ghoora, ghoorey ki dum pe jo maara hathoora, ghoora dhora . ghoora dhoora ..dum daba k dhoora, ary hey mr tum kahan dhoor rahey ho ghoorey ki baat
hey u scared ? but i dont think ..how can u, yea thatz what im thinking we scared becuz of gost but u r the brilliant one of those
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Good NEWS:)
Free accomodation(khana peena rent sab free)4 More information just Dial 15.prince868
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aj apko dekha
najane kion ap bdle bdle lag rhe the
mera dil mje mjboor krta hai k kch kh doon pr dar lgta hai pr khna to pRe ga k..........naak saaf kr lein
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Hi sweetheart,
Doing nothing?
Then make aplace 4 me in ur Heart!
I may come there any time!
Ur's faithfully
"HEART ATTACK!"
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this time i'm sure and i'm gonna say it......
i
i l
i lo
i lov
i love
i love y
i love yo
i love yougurt: especially with rice hurmat
Ek Dost Banaya jaye,
jisay palkoon pay bathaya jaye,
ho kuch mera aur uss ka rishta aisa k,
jab wo rahe udas to ham se bhi na muskraya jaye.
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KYA HUA JO USNE RACHA LEE MEHANDI,
HUM BHI AAB SEHRA SAJAYEGE"
"MUJHE PATA THA KI VO APNE NASEEB MEI NAHIN,
AAB USKI CHOTI BEHEN KO PATAYENGE"
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GO TO HELL,YES UU, U ,,,ONLY UUU, BCOZ U CHANGE HELL INTO HEAVEN,,KEEP IN TOUCH JOKER
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I saw u on the roof 1 day,
U were looking so pretty,
Ur face so divine,
Ur walk so perfect,
My heart started 2 sing a song:
ud kothay uton kaawaan way tExTiLiOn
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so sweet ur smile???
so sweet is urstyle???
so sweet is ur voice???
so sweet r ur eyes??
see how sweetly i lie:)
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plz don't read this
nahi to
nahi to hojay ga
?
aary wohi
jis sy hum darty hain
?
?
wohi jo is umar main aksar hojata hai
?
?dakha ho gaya na
?
?
time waste or kia
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Allah aap ki umar lambi kary..
Allah aap ko nokri dy..
Allah aap ko khush rakhy..
ALLAH aap ko barkat dy..
yaad ho gaya na
chalo phir catora uthao or shuro ho jao.. me
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Kari Jao
Kari Jao
Kari Jao
Kari Jao
Besharmon Ki Tarah
SMS Receive Kari Jao
Kabhi Reply Na Kerna!!!
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hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
kuch bhi nahin
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kadam kadam pehawa ki aahat kadihaan rakhna;
MUSHKIL samay meinb dosti ko yaadrakhna;
humari yadon kiKHUSHBU zaror ayegi
tum bus apni NAAksaaf rakhna. breaking heart
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PADHNE baithe he they
gaur kijiye ga
padhne baithe he they
kiki
ki
ki
LIGHT CHALI GAYI. Tumul
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3+3 = 8 bataoo kese hoa??
bataoo bataoo??
nahi maloom??
mian bataon ??
"Ghalti Say" d:-
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Main Bewakoof
Main Bewakoof
Main Pagal
Main Bewakoof
Main Bewakoof
Main Pagal
Main Bewakoof
Aahista Boolo tumhari Aawaz Yahan Tak Aa Rahi hai :-)
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i saw sumthing in da shop window today. it was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable. i was supposed to buy it for u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION
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Someone told me dat u r no. 1 flirt. Is dat true
F- FRIENDLY
L- LOVELYFUL
I - INTELLIGENT
R - ROMANTIC
T - TRUTHFUL
SO KEEP ON FLIRTING
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say e
say ee
say eee
say eeee
say eeeee
say eeeeee
very good
now go & brush ur teeth.. gud day
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Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
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Dark were those Days without UR sight....When I was in Darkness U gave me Light.....U gave me Light 2 make Life Bright.......THANK YOU SO MUCH U "T U B E L I G H T"
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I luv the way it rubs aganst the soft pink flesh creating creamy fomy liquid, as it trust in and out up & down, cant wait till nxt time my toothBrush Zizo
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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!
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I ask god a Flower ,he give me agarden. i ask a tree, he give me a Forest. iask a lake , he gave me An ocean, Iask a fool, he gave UR Mob no......
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ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH .
BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO..
GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC..
OR.......... APP KAY HATH MAY
(MOBILE).......
KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY......
