2 Ghadhe{donky}apas main bateen kar rahe thay.1st yar mera malik bohat zalim hay.bohat marta hay kaam
b zyada leta hay.2ndto tum bhag jao na is ko chood ke.1st yar bhag to jaon per ik waja se ruka hoon.mera
malik jab b apni BETI se ladayi karta hay na.to us ko ye kehta hy ke beti tum sudher jao warna main ney teri
shadi GADHE se kar deni hay..
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Mobile repair karne waale ko agar loose motion ho jaye to wo doctor ko kese xpalain karega?
DOCTOR sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hai,outgoing mai takleef ho rahi hai,subah se naye naye
ringtones baj rahe hai,or pait mai balance nahi bach raha hai,jitna bhi recharge karo jaldi kharch ho
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Aeroplane ask rocket:Yaar tum mujse tez kese bhaagte ho.()
Rocket said: Jiski G---D mai aag lagi ho wo he jaane..
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Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey:Nahi piyenge
Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge
Bachey:Nahi karenge
Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: nahi kasenge
Teacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge()
Bachey:Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..
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Mere dardon ki tuje aesi saza miley'
Mere dardon ki tuje aesi saza miley'
tuje bohot zor se susu aye!!!! ()
or kahi karne ki jaga na miley .
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ladhki k baap ne vidhai k time dulha se kaha:
"Beta ab humari izzat tumare haath mai hai"()
Dulha: Pareshaan mat ho aaj he loot longa"
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Boy:Tote hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi???()
Girl:Tuti hui chapal se pite ga ya chapal tutne tak pitey ga???
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A girl & her grandma were sitting in the balcony. Girl shouted to her mother[who was inside]"mom, Tom cruise
is coming"
Mother:"you come inside"
Few minutes later Girl shouted, "mom, Clinton is coming"()
Mother:"Ask your Grandma also to come inside".
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3 Fastest means of communication
1 : Tele-Phone
2 : Tele-Vision
3 : Tell-a-women
Need still faster?()
Tell her not 2 tell any1...Swapnil
Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.()
Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM. .
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Wife:Suno j i mujhe new brazier lenaa hai
Husband:Brazier ki kya zarorat hai itne chotay chotay tu haim.()
Wife:kal tumne underwear liya mai kuch boli.......
After de death of EMRAN HASHMI what will be written on his grave "DONOT DISTURB" Soney de SAALE ko
pehli baar to akela so raha hai!
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Newtons Law of Romance
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ()
ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...no
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A man on wife's BIRTHDAY had no money,so he sent a cheq 100 kisses.When he returned home his wife said
"THANKZ 4 CHEQ I GOT IT CASHED 4M BANK MANAGER"
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kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha, 4 addmi ne eik saat sumander main chalang lagaye magar sirf eik ke baal
gheley howe
ye kase mumkin hain
baqi 3 ganje they saqi ()
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Ques...Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa hoga.?
Ans...Jis din rakhi ---*---
aur friendship day ---!!---
ek saath padega Raman ()
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Tumhary saath kia masla hy?
har wakt pregnent rehti ho
jab bhi tumhain sms kia()
tumhari delivery report aa jati hy seema
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larka: tootey huey dil se pyaar karo gi, ya dil tootney tak pyaar karo gi?
larki: tootey huey chappel se maar khao gey, ya chappel tootney tak maar khao ge??
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After confessing dat he raped a woman,a blind man said:"I saw her naked & I couldn't help it."
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Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
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Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
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When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
Q........Y do girls dont put mobile phones n their BRA?
A.........Bcoz Vibration convert milk into Lassi..hahahahha
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terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
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this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it Takalani
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Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine.
9 months later they say it's not mine !
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montu
Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat karna vo kahega"I OBJECT" Kisi DOCTOR S pyar mat karna vo kahega "NEXT" Pyar karna TEACHER Se kahega"DO IT 5Times"
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Xiteez
Teacher:Name
5 polar Animals ?
student:Raindeer
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