Boyfriend:Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday. ()
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Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
()
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sardar g aaj raat billi phir sara doodh pee gai "sardar" bewi kitni bar kaha hay k kapray utar kar na soea karo kami ()
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !! ()
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SOME LADY WENT TO BAR, AND SIT ON BARTABLE IN FRONT OF BARMAN. OTHE GUY SIT ON THE LET HAND SIDE AND OTHE MAN SIT ON RIGHT ON SIDE. THE ONE WHO SIT ON THE LEF, SAY" JOHNNY WARKER SINGLE AND THE ATHER ON THE RIGHT SAY" JACK DANNIEL SINGLE. SO, THE THE BARMAN, LOOK THE LADY, SAID" AND 'U'" LADY SAID. MARIA MOKWENA AND MARRIED.
ELVI'SANO ()
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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A HOLIDAY.()
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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad. ()
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Girl: Aisa khat likho sajna,
meri umar beet jaye parrhtey parrhtey
Boy
(i=0i>xE'l1i+;e_y#a#>#"e!%;
=*?#@?w@'e*,e(p+>i*
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boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki .... girl says ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai .....boy say ye loo 20 rupay
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ek chote se bachche ko roj rat main susu lagti thi to uski mamai ne kaha beta jab tere ko susu lage to bol diya kar ki mughe gana gana hai to mai samagh jaugi , ek bat uska papa wah papa ke sath soya to rat me bolta hai papa gana gana hai papa bola beta rat main nahi gate hain per jab ladka na mana to bap bola acha dheere se kaan main ga de....
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Newtons First Law of ishq
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her
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Newtons 2nd law of ishq
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the
bank balance. ()
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Newtons First Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. ()
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Bus Me 1 Khusra,Or us ki back side par,
Ek baba ji thay....
Pechy se kisi sharir larky na..
Khusry ko ungli charha di,
Or khud pechy hat gia ....
Khusry nay pichy mur kar baby se kaha,
Baba ji main sadky Ay miss call tusi diti ay?
Baby nay apni DOTI utha kar kaar kaha,()
Nahi Ballo! Mera tey Balance ei khatam Ay !
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Teacher: what do u wish to do in future ?
Ali : I want 2 b pilot.
Hasan : Iwant 2 b docter
sana I want 2 b mother .()
Abid : !want 2 help sana shazaib
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frog:tumhare pas dimag nahi hai
srdar:hai
frog:nahi hai
sardar:hai
frog:nahi hai,and jumps into a well ()
sardar-ismey sucide karne wali konsi baat thi muskan
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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? ,()
Customer: What other colors do you have?
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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.,()
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
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Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys;
Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the
Rich Boy..
Big Boss ()
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th
day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha ()
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
UBAID remeber me
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tum ne mere tan se khela
tum ne mere mann se khela ()
well played oye well played hardyboy
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1 sardar ulta nanga leta hota hai 1 naughty boy ata hai aur uski ASS per tabla baja ker chala jata hai is per
sardar ulta hota hai aur kehta hai "ae ley hun bansri vi vaja le" () Malik
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever ,()
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Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?"
Husband:"Shahjahan Jitna."
Wife:"Mere Marnay Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?"
Husband:"Main Nein To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!"()
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Sardar : goes to police station and complains to police... Koi mujhe phone pe dhamkatha hai.
Police : kon phone karke dhamkatha hai.()
Sardar :Airtel wale bolthe hai Bill nahi bhara tho "
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EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI PRAGNANT MUMMY SE POCHTA HAIN K IS MEIN KIYA HAIN,, MUMMY BOLTI HAIN,IS
MEIN PYARA BABY HAIN,SARDAR,PIYARA THAA TU AP KHAAA Q GAEY,...()
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Ek bar Sonali Bendre Bala Thakre se milnr gayi. Thakreji pyar se bole, "Sonali Bend-re". Tab Sonali bend hui
aur boli, "Bala Thok-re".
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Ek molvi apne wife say:jab main mar jaoun thu samny wali ko zarour bulana.wife:who kion? molvi:who murdy
su lipt lipt kr roti hy. ()
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baap bachay ki khatnay maire ghar par hoogi,maaa nahi maire maike mein hogi,bachaa khatnay kaheen bhi
hoo khaal bush ko hee
