BREAKING NEWS:Nawab Akbar Bugtii Alive.
He escaped from the back door of his cave
On his Honda CD 70
& was Shouting,
"MAIN TAY HONDA ee LAYSAAN"!
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Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata .
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The world thineest book has only one word written in it"EVERYTHING" and the bok is tittled by "WHAT WOMAN WANT "
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GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma taira intzar hai
GIRLS 2006: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma WERNA DOSRA TIYAR HAI....
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eik aadmi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi say yeh sisak sisak k marna theak hai ya eik dum.(BIWI)eik dum.(AaDMI)to apni dusri tang b mujh per rakh do.
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The short man was chased by 2 policeman coz he usually steal "FRENCH POLONY", he ran to his home and hide into a babywalker.They knew that he he was there so checked the place until they give up.On teir way to the door they saw this baby in a babywaker the went to him and say"he is so cute, if we come back we will bring sweets,cakes and cold drink" he said with an adult voice "Dont forget to bring my favourite frnch polony".......
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Years ago i came in2 dis world naked & screaming
My goodness, now things have changed when im naked somebody else does the screaming.
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Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
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Common Dialoug om exams & 1st wedding night-
"Kaisa Hua"??
"Acha Hua, thoda bada tha, thoda chooth gaya, aata tha per thik se hua nahi!!
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Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.
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Russians dugg 100
meters and found
copper cable and said
that they had
telephones 500 years ago
Americans dugg 200
meters and found
optical fibre and said
they had internet
facility 1000 years ago.
indians dugg 1000
meters and didnt find
anything and said that
we had wireless
technology 2000 years ago
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Aap main Aur Malaika sherawat main kiya fark hey?
color? no. Pesa? no. daish? no. phir kiya hey. janab woh utne kapre ka kastoom bana leti he jitna aap naak saf karne k liye istamal karte ho. ABBAS MUX
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When i Die , bury me deep
Ten feet down fast as leep
Place my Maths book on my head
Tell my teacher that i am dead
place my geography book on my chest
Tell my teacher how i am at rest
Place my physics in my right hand
Tell my teacher nothing i understand
place my english book on my left
Tell my teacher i tried my best
Also tell my teachers not to cry
For they are those who made me die.
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bhagwaan sabse zyada khush kab hota hay
us waqt jab kisi ladki ki izzat lutt
rahi ho or woh chilla rahi hoo
bhagwan ke liye mujhe chordo
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samajh aaya nahi na
mujhe bhi samajh nahi aayani
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Bob calls in to his job:
"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."
The boss says:
"You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that."
2 hours later Bob calls:
"Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house."
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Indian mathematicians meeting held at New Delhi yesterday - they
have decided to change the name of zero. The new name will be GANGULY.
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little kid asks: mommy don't u have the colgate of aquafresh.
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a young boy was arrested for murder, his father went to visit him in prison.he told him that their is densely grass around the house and u c that i am old enough, 2 dig those grass. u were the 1 who must dig those grass.boy replied pls don`t ever dig those grass bcoz i hide many guns there. his dad tell the police about it, the police went there and dig all over but they finds nothing. dad went back to his son he said police have dug those grass but they did`nt anything. boy replied i was trying to assist u.
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Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First.
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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
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Aik dafa aik aeroplane main 3 mussafir safar kar rahe they .In main se aik russian tha aik american aur aik pakistani tha. ittifaq se teeno aik sath bethey howe they . russian ne kaha k space par sab se pehley ham gaye they.American ne kaha k sab se Pehley chand par ham gaye they.Pakistani ne kuch der tak socha aur phir hansa aur kaha k inshallah sab se pehley sooraj (sun) par ham jaye gay.................
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FATHER: How are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?
SON: They're below C level.
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STUDENT: But I don't think I deserve a zero on this exam.
TEACHER: Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.
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Computor Teacher asks a kid wat r d two latest varjons of java?Kid Told 1)MARJAVA N 2)MITJAVA,Ishq me dil jaan b naam tere kar java java.
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Pj of d yr-Jiska dil tut gaya hai uske pass genrl knwldge kyu nahi hota hai???Socho??Kyoki Jab dil hi tut gaya to ''G.K'' kya kare
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A FAMILY SAW ''SHOLAY'' MOVIE
CAME BACK HOME AND HUSBAND ROMANTICALLY SAID TO WIFE
'' NACH BASANTI NACH''
CHILD ADDED
''NAHIN BASANTI IS KUTE K SAMNE MAT NACHNA'' sanam naz
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl dimesh
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1 punjabi 1 Sindhi or 1 PATHAN Dozakh main thae.or teenon ke khawahish the k woh zameen par ayeen. Akhir kaar un ko zameen par jany ke ijazat mil gaye but 1 shart par k woh zameen par ja kar koi khawish nahe karain ge .. agar unhon ne koi khawahish ke to Wapas DOZAKH main baij diye jayen ge. teenon punjabi pathan oor sindhi ja rahy thae k Sindhi ko book lag gaye oor uss ne Khana khany ke shadeed khawhish ke. jaisy he uss ne khawhish ke Sath main he Sindhi gayeeb ho giya. ab punjabi oor pathan reh gaye thae. Ab punjabi ne Zameen Par se Khuch uthany k liye neechy huwa.(RAKOO WALY HALAT MAIN) to jab woh seeda huwa to Peechy Se pathan Gayeeb ho chuka tha .. =))
Moral.. Pathan Ke Khawahish Bury Balaa hai
