ek din ghalib apne mehboob ki gali mein peshaab karte huay pakre gaye to mehboob se kehne lage "tere ishq
mein paghal u hay ghalib" "k ansoo bhi nikalta hai rasta badal badal kar
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ek din ghalib apne mehboob ki gali mein peshaab karte huay pakre gaye to mehboob se kehne lage "tere ishq
mein paghal u hay ghalib" "k ansoo bhi nikalta hai rasta badal badal kar
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interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;
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Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya.
Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya.
Aur us intezar mein na jane kitno se pyar kiya
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Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari
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HUM NY 1 TEETAR PAKRA UR PINGRAY MAIN BAND KIA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA.
PHIR PAKRA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL
GUSSA AYA PAKRA KATA auR KAHAYA TO WOH PHIR PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA
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New and Latest sms Messages 1 - 2- 3
aapki ek muskurahat ne hamarey hosh udaa diye.......hum hosh me aane hi wale thhe....ki aap fir se
muskuraa diye....:-)
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sms kerne main kitna maza aata hai
lekin dil ghabrata hai
kyunke balance jata hai
lekin asal maza tab aaata hai
jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai
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karti hai meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,pochti hai muj se ye miss FAKHIRA kon hai?,banwaya jab mein ne apna ID card,poch dala batate kuin nehi ye ab NADRA kon hai???
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Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum, Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...
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Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
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Rangeen ho tom rangon se bhi zeada,
Smaart ho tom sab dosto mne zeada,
Agar Ayse tom sochty ho to,Copyright
STUPID ho tom had se zeada.
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HAMARI DOSTI RAYMOND JAISI NAHIN... SINCE 1925 ,
PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN , KE YE DIL MAANGE MORE...
YE HOGI L.I.C. JAISI ,
JINDAGI KE SAATH BHI , JINDAGI KE BAAD BHI....
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WOH JATE HUA KEYH GAYE HAM SE K AB HAM SRF AAP K KHWAAB HI ME AAYENGE
KOI KEH DE UN SE K WO WADA TO KAREIN
HAM HAMESHA K LIYE SOO JAYENGE
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Chand jb nikly to tera gumaan hota hai, Kis qadr dilfreb ya smaa hota hai, Hum tari yaadoon mein khooyaa rehty hain , Neend main Jb sara Jahaan hota hai.
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Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.
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Aye Phool tu muzko bata tu kyu aajtak kilta raha, tune to de sabko khusbu
tuzko kya milta raha,phool muskurakar bola,abhi tu nadan hai,jivan ke sache pyaar se abhi tu anjan hai,kuch
dene ke badale kuch lena,ye to ek vyapar hai,to de kar bhi kuch na mange wahi to sacha pyaar hai
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Aap agar PAGAL hho tu sms miltay he Reply karo.
Ager BEWAQOOF ho to Miscal karo. Ager JAHIL ho tu call karo. or Ager Sab kuch ho tu kuch B nahin karna. Mano
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sukkiyaan Rotiyaan vaich
Copoy Akhbar di Raddi Vaich
Loya Lailan Vaich
Teen DabbaVaichCopyright www.lovelysms.com
Addiyaan Aali Juttiyaan Vaich
Par...
Maino msg Phaij
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Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat
and old friends best to keep
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meri ankhien rakh lo mujey kuch khab dey du.
jis mien tumhari jhalak ho aisi sharab de du
chalo choro sari batien ek baat maan jao
meri sari umer ley lo bus ek pal ka saath dey du..
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Hamaare Dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye,
Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Kambakhat light chali gayi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye..Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Koi Kar Ke Shararat Tainu Daran Nu Ji Karda,Bhul Ke Dhuk Dard Mera Tainu Hasan Nu Ji Karda,Us Rab Naal
Nahi Vasta Koi, Mera Ta Tainu Rab Banaun Nu Ji Karda
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pani asman ki tarf uthey to bhaap,asman se niche gire to barish,jm k gire to olay,gir k jame to barf,phoolon ki
patti pe gire to shbnam,phoolon se nikle to arq,jmaa hojai to jheel,ankho se nikle to ansoo,jism se nikle to
pasina,Hazrat Ismail (A.S)k qadmon se nikle to aab e zam zam,Pyar MUHAMMAD(S.A.W) k unglion se nikle to
"AAB E KAUSAR"
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GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,Copyright www.lovelysms.com
after three years
PANADOL.
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khabon ke tarah tha na khayalon ke tarah tha,wo shaks ilme rayazi key sawalon ke tarah tha,uljha hova itna
key samaj nahen pata tha,suljha hova itna key misalon ke tarah tha.
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chalo tum aisa kero!
Chand se thori matti lo
Phir us se do butt bnao,
aik tum jesa aik muj jesa,
Phir kuch ese kero!
Un buttun ko tor do,
phir se woh matti goondh lo,
phir se do butt bnao,
Tum me kuch kuch main rehjaon,
Mujh main kuch kuch tum reh jao. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Dil se dil tak,
Jaan se jaan tak,
Din se raat tak,
Kal se aaj tak,
Aap se mujh tak,
January se december tak,
Meray SmS publish hone se Tumharay SmS parhnay tak,
I MISS U.
