system of love jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar-GIFT,Apri-LIFT,May-CHATING,June-DATING,July-Miss U,Aug-MEET U,Sep-ANGER,Oct-DANGER,Nov-LEFT,Dec-NEXT.......
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love in pakistan
romance in afganistan
marrige in rajsthan
no more children in hindustan...................
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2day is a mobile day so plz open ur mobile cover & remove battery & dip in soap water apply candhana & kumkum 2 sim card & say "govinda govinda" U.
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Dear january,how r febuary and march. April is not bad.Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber got accident in november.Urs december.
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womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life from
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7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems heera
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If 2day is world STEALING DAY wat wud u steal frm me??? Reply is a must!!! Send dis 2 ur frnds, u'll get surprising answers.... ans me first!!! plz....ikke(tinu)
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press 0 for help
press 5 for money
press 6969 for sharing happiness
press 5238 for sharing saddness
press all previous number to call me Squall
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REMMBER THESE WORDS ....
LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY Squall
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life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food KARANCHANDIGARH
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5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch :
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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
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Men,s "F" Rules FIND HER, FOLLOW HER, FLIRT HER, FRIEND HER, FINGER HER, FORCE HER, FUCK HER, FORGET HER, FIND NEXT....!
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sometimes when i
reflect back on all the
ciggarettes i smoked, i
feel ashamed. Then i
look into the ciggarette
and think abouth the workers
in the ciggarette factory
and all of their hopes and
dreams. if i dont smoke this
ciggarette, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be
shattered, Then i say to myself,
its better that i smoke this
ciggarette and let their dreams
come true then be selfish and
worry about my LUNGS...
Think abt it...
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10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today.
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
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Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..
(w)Wonderful
(i)Item
(f)For
(e)Entertainment
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(h)Handsome
(u)Useful
(s)Smart
(b)But
(a>At
(n>Night
(d>Dangerous
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DO
YOU
KNOW
WHAT IS
MEANT
BY
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M=meet
O=on
B=busy
I=in
L=life
E=every where
so now lets START
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Accepts you as you are,
Believes in you,
Calls you just to say "Hi!"
Doesn't give up on you,
Envisions the whole of you!
Forgives your mistakes,
Gives unconditionally,
Helps you when you need a hand!
Ignores your little flaws,
Just wants to be with you,
Keeps you close to their heart,
Loves you for who you are!
Makes a difference in your life!
Never judges unfairly,
Offers support,
Picks you up when you're down!
Quiets your fears,
Raises your spirits,
Says nice things about you, and
Tells you the truth when you need to hear it!
Understands you,
Values the good things in you,
Walks beside you through sun or rain!
Xplains things you don't understand,
Yells when you won't listen, and
ZAPS you back to reality when you need it!
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Life is like a piano.Ahite keys are happy
moments & Black keys are sad moments.
But remember both keys r played together
2 give sweet music.Thats life live it...
let mee gooo draw your face !
dont move !copyright www.lovelysms.com
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. haiy hayi tuseeee kedeh sony hoooo riziii
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Girls r special ones created by god..
if u praise her,she thinks u r tell'g lies
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth'g if she
talks,she wants u 2 listen.if u listen,
she wants u 2 talk. if u tuch her, u r not a
gentleman. if u dont, u not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
if u dont, u r not understand'g so
simple yet so complex, so wierd yet
so beautiful. Thats a girl...!
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If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
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i m 6 letter word.235is soap name.456 is opposite to start.132is police report.35is opposite to out .246is a color.who m i?give ans if u r genies.rashmi
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never mind people when they say you're mad, cause they always mean to say that you
M=make
A=a
D=difference. lidy
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some sms abbreviation
all the best ATB
be home let BHL8
boss is listning BIL
call u back later CUBL8R
fine fi9 or f9
excelent XLNT
good luck GUDLUK
running late RINGL8
wait for me W84m
where are you WRU
your ur
for ur information FYI
great GR8
lying LYN
call u back later CUB L8R
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the sky,s falling down,the whole world is on fire
the smell of burning is strong on my mind
everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction
one man taking another,s life.
don,t ask me how but somehow i know
mankind still has to go for miles.
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
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GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL.
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IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE'S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING
NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN
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When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It's because he's overworked
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets
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School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree
